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I have a disease called Spinal Muscular Atrophy that will eventually kill me. I have been in a wheelchair since I was two. I love to laugh and my life is pretty funny. Allow me to share…
This doesn’t have 1,000 notes, but I am reblogging it as a promo rather than a standard post.  This blog is about the best of Tumblr, and I think his blog qualifies 100% under that standard.
This guy’s name is Shane Burcaw and he runs a fascinating tumblelog filled with great writing and covered in his pretty kick ass personality.  I found him because of a Staff blog recommendation.
I think it’d be great if you followed him, I am sure you won’t regret it.  His posts are insightful, funny, and educating.
So, please…REBLOG AND FOLLOW SHANE BURCAW NOW, and tell him 1000notes.com sent you.

This guy.

bitteryetbetter:

absolute-best-posts:

I have a disease called Spinal Muscular Atrophy that will eventually kill me. I have been in a wheelchair since I was two. I love to laugh and my life is pretty funny. Allow me to share…

This doesn’t have 1,000 notes, but I am reblogging it as a promo rather than a standard post.  This blog is about the best of Tumblr, and I think his blog qualifies 100% under that standard.

This guy’s name is Shane Burcaw and he runs a fascinating tumblelog filled with great writing and covered in his pretty kick ass personality.  I found him because of a Staff blog recommendation.

I think it’d be great if you followed him, I am sure you won’t regret it.  His posts are insightful, funny, and educating.

So, please…REBLOG AND FOLLOW SHANE BURCAW NOW, and tell him 1000notes.com sent you.

This guy.

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Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… And shot off their testicles.
“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said police investigator Evan Delp.
Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”
Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”
The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. “When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ‘cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”’ recalled the retired library worker. ” And I wasn’t scared of them, either - because I’ve got me a gun and I’ve been shooting’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”
So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
“I knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, but I shot a picture of ‘em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…
“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ‘em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”

HELL TO THE FUCKING YEAH

badass fucking grandma.

LOL BAMF

elbs:

cynthiawww:

wereallgoingto-die:

blahbloopbleepblop:

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… And shot off their testicles.

“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. “When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ‘cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”’ recalled the retired library worker. ” And I wasn’t scared of them, either - because I’ve got me a gun and I’ve been shooting’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”

So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

“I knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, but I shot a picture of ‘em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…

“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ‘em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”

HELL TO THE FUCKING YEAH

badass fucking grandma.

LOL BAMF

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What Harry Potter has taught me-


1997 - 2011

  • Harry Potter taught me that some things are worth dying for.
  • Ron Weasley taught me that believing in yourself is a hundred times more powerful than luck.
  • Hermione Granger taught me that an education is a girl’s best asset, even if it doesn’t make you many friends.
  • Severus Snape taught me to never, ever, ever judge someone.
  • Rubeus Hagrid taught me that anything can be cute with the right perspective.
  • Ginny Weasley taught me that bold is beautiful.
  • Lily Potter taught me that a mother’s love is the strongest force on earth.
  • Remus Lupin taught me that fear is the only thing I should be afraid of.
  • Dolores Umbridge taught me that education with a political agenda is a terrible, terrible thing.
  • Sirius Black taught me that the ones we love never truly leave us.
  • Albus Dumbledore taught me that good people are not always good.
  • Draco Malfoy taught me that bad people are not always bad.
  • Neville Longbottom taught me that courage is standing up for what’s right, even when you’re scared out of your mind.
  • Luna Lovegood taught me that weird is wonderful.
  • Dobby taught me that freedom is a gift.
  • Lucius Malfoy taught me that no amount of money, pomp, or circumstance will buy you true friends.
  • Fred & George Weasley taught me that sometimes all you need is a good laugh.
  • The Dursleys taught me that a world without imagination is a dull and dreary place.
  • Arthur Weasley taught me that a good sense of curiosity and a bit of obsession can be healthy.
  • Fleur Delacour taught me that true love is not based on appearance.
  • Molly Weasley taught me that a happy family is not measured in gold.
  • Bellatrix Lestrange taught me that hatred and prejudice rot your mind and can turn even the most beautiful person into a monster.
  • Kreacher taught me that if you want to get to know a man, look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
  • Cho Chang taught me that rebound relationships almost never work.
  • Nymphadora Tonks taught me to love myself, no matter what I look like.
  • Percy Weasley taught me that, in the end, no career is worth sacrificing your family.
  • Sybill Trelawney taught me that you cannot change the past, only the future.
  • Lavender Brown taught me that physical relationships only last for so long.
  • Peter Pettigrew taught me that rats do not make good friends.
  • Nicholas Flamel taught me that to the well-prepared mind, death is but the next great adventure.
  • Minerva McGonagall taught me that a good cause is worth fighting for at any age.
  • Hedwig taught me that the love we have for our pets is very real.
  • Lord Voldemort taught me that a life without love is barely living.
  • J. K. Rowling taught me that the stories we love will always be with us.

Until the very end.

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